Children have their reasons to everything. The innocence with which they reply to something is just adorable.
This story is about, “What is the funniest child logic you’ve ever heard?”. A question that was asked on Reddit. The replies to it of some kids certainly prove that they are going to be a future prodigy in this case.
Wanna find out what ‘logics’ they stated?
Have a read below!
1. You can’t beat this one!
A woman babysits a 5-year-old kid and he thinks that she pays her mom to let her allow to spend time with him!
2. It won’t happen so soon dear!
A girl mentioned that she had a guy best friend when she was a kid. They were in a bus on a field trip and they both fell asleep. When they woke up, the guy freaked out thinking that merely ‘sleeping together’ would make the girl pregnant!
3. What an answer!
A child named Jimmy seeked into her cabin dressed in an army suit. When she asked him if she wants to join the army, his reply was, “I just don’t want to die..”
4. That was really worth thinking..Yeah?
One year for St.Patrick’s day, her 8-year-old sister designed a leprechaun trap. When she was asked, “What would she do if she caught the leprechaun?”, she replied, ” We’re gonna catch it, and ask it hard questions.”
5. Inhabitant in Antarctica!
Teacher(to a first-grade student): Why didn’t you do your homework?
Kid: My sister was using the colored pencil.
Teacher: You could have just asked to borrow it.
After 5 seconds pause
Kid: No, she took it and went to Antarctica
Teacher: Nobody lives in Antarctica
Kid: She does. She lives there now
6. The snake was not bigger but..
When he was talking to his cousin and told him that there were snakes bigger than him, he didn’t believe him. When he was shown a picture as a proof, his reply was, “The snake isn’t bigger than him, rather it is too long!”
7. Because the clothes were shrinking…
When she was donating her niece’s clothes that she had outgrown, her niece said her not to do so.When asked why her niece said that she would put them on her doll not because she was growing but because the ‘clothes were shrinking’!
8. Not much water Daddy!
When they were kids, they were watching their dad clean the fish tank. As he refilled it, his sister panicked and shouted, “Whoa Dad! Not too much, they’ll drown!”
9. Only higher authority commands will be accepted here.
A woman tells about her great-niece who was 4-years-old. She didn’t know her great grandmother as she lived in some other state. But when she met her great-grandmother, she decided that she would not listen to her grandmother anymore. Her logic was, “I shall listen only if the order comes from the mother of whoever is talking to me.”
10. I guess he took the story way to seriously…
There was a storybook he read when he was 4, where a turtle becomes wise after he learns that he couldn’t fly after cracking its shell. So to become wise, he threw himself down the stairs!